THE RULES

Rule 0: WHERE THE MONEY GOES — 100% of profits are reinvested into promoting this site. You are not funding a lifestyle. You are buying a brick and a louder loudspeaker.

• Rank is the bid. Higher lifetime total = better seat. Older listing wins ties.
• New standard button: $3. Double-wide (176x31): $5. Raise your own: +$1 at a time.
• To take #1 you must outbid the current leader’s total by at least $1.
• Your URL becomes the link. No refunds. Payments are final.
• No NSFW, no chat-invite links (Telegram, WhatsApp, Discord, Signal).
• Your button stays until the heat death of this Worker.

Pay $3 and nail one to the wall