88x31 BUTTON WALL

Welcome, netizen. You have reached the Button Wall.

This page is a tribute to the web before it got classy: a mosaic of 88×31 buttons, the ads the old web actually used. Every tile is a little billboard someone paid for. The highest bidder sits at the top-left. That is the whole mechanism, and it is perfect.

— non-marquee version for accessibility: the wall is empty. First seat: $5. All profits go back into promoting this page.

HOW IT WORKS
Pay $5, and we stamp your button onto the wall. Pay more later and it climbs. Someone outbids you, and it drops. Rank is the bid. No algorithms, no moderation appeals, no editorial slots. Just cold, honest money ordering pixels.

This site is maintained by one person and no staff. No salary line. No “we’re raising.” The wall is the company, and the company is a joke that pays for itself.

CLAIM YOUR SEAT » PAY $5 AND NAIL IT TO THE WALL

Empty slots remaining in this screenshot of history: ∞ — but the good seats cost more every hour.
Total in the bucket: $0.00. All of it goes to more yelling.

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